1. Copy every new status update they make and paste it into your status update. When they ask about it, tell them you don't like it that they are stealing your words.
2. Comment on every single picture they post-- even ones with people/places/events you have nothing to do with.
3. "Like" every action they take on Facebook-- and comment, if possible.
4. Spam their wall with inane emoticons.
5. Write things on their wall in other languages. If possible, make the message something about daring them to use Babelfish.
6. Post a sentence on their wall one letter at a time.
7. Spam them with ugly free gifts.
8. Send them a ton of Farmville, Castle Age, and Mafia Wars invites. If they ignore them, post to their wall whining about why they won't help you gain more experience points.
9. Try to become friends with every person they are friends with.
10. Edit your profile to include the exact same interests as your friend. Again, if they ask, tell them to stop copying you.
11. Send them invites to Facebook events that won't actually happen.
12. Every time you can see that they are online, chat with them. Use as much txt speak and bad grammar as possible.
13. Put their stuff up for sale on the Marketplace.
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